From our panoramic vantage point here at the lab, we can look down upon Lake Union in all of its congested glory. Docked, not far from my work, is a medium sized freighter with a distinctive red hull. Painted in large white letters along the hull is the ship's venerable name: SWIFTSURE.
As long as I have worked here, I've never seen it move.
...offered by Dn. James Ferrenberg, a sinner at 11:46 AM [+]