When the Homily is about Immunology

Bathroom floor mathematics and the church
Last night as This Guy was helping me with my bathroom, we were finding ourselves stuck having to do math with fractions. A scary prospect.

While wrestling through the process, we naturally turned our minds toward matters of religion and realized that through the miracle of a day’s hard work and having had beer for dinner we had inadvertently stumbled upon a profound discovery regarding protestant ecclesiology. The way to calculate…err…ummm…determine where the church is, one simply needs to remember their grade school fraction equations and then find the lowest common denomination.