No! No! NOOOOO!
No! No! NOOOOO!
So I am nonchalantly listening to some country music and was perhaps not entirely paying attention when I heard those often heard words from the American Beef Council: "Beef, it's what's for Dinner." Except that it was NOT the thick and rich voice of the quintessential cowboy Sam Elliot, but rather the vegan voiced quintessential Hollywood persona Matthew McConaughey. Surely they could have found SOMEONE who at least could remotely offer some semblance of a cowboy poet who could pen some lines of verse as quickly and easily as he could dispatch a rustler with his Colt 45 and then return to his pen and steak dinner as if nothing happened. I picture Mr. McConaughey eating sushi, doing yoga, and litigating bad guys.
Sheesh. Well, I have HAD IT! I'm protesting..starting Monday morning I am going to abstain from Beef until April 19th.
BRING SAM BACK!
Comments
Yep.
It's the Apocalypse! Run for the hills with your canned goods--and grillin' gear for your beef.
As a truck driver I see a lot of strange things. I thought you might find this interesting, it is a "Russian Orthodox Wedding Trucker Hat". You could order one today . . .
http://www.weddingpartystore.com/cpshop/cpshop.cgi/1686184931/iwed.107791574
Your friend,
Imran
Personally, I think Robert Duvall would be a great candidate if he put on his cowboy hat and cowboy persona - but maybe he wasn't available.
- Eric John
Besides, was there Beef Council in 19th Century Russia?