An unworthy Deacon, named for the brother of God: James, striving to "work out his salvation with fear and trembling" within the Tradition (paradosis) of the Eastern Orthodox Faith. It is a strange and marvelous journey, and I am accompanied by the fourfold fruit of my fecundity. My wife, the Matushka or Diaconissa Sophia, is my beloved partner in the pursuit of Theosis, and she ranks me in every way.
The World's Largest BBQ French chef Christian Falco has prepared the world's largest barbecue -- spit-roasting a 550-kilo (1,213-pound) camel for 15 hours at a seaside Moroccan town south of Rabat.(AFP/Abdelhak Senna)
They had me salivating until they said "camel." Camel?!?! Well, I'd try it.
If properly elevated, and equipped with a heavier spit, I'm sure my machine could handle a beast weighing well over 1200lbs. The 1hp gear reduction motor has plenty of torque. What say we get a collection going and roast a 1500lb cow next year!