I give Karl and Carrie joy for the birth of their new daughter!
And now you all can give me joy for I have been to the mountaintop and I have seen the promised land!!! Hallelujah! Yesterday my youngest son urinated in the toilet six times and had no accidents. I am moving toward that glorious place where milk and honey flows and the watse products thereof land safely in their proper recepticles.
Someday soon I will be able to say: Free at last, free at last...thank God Almighty I am free at last!
Admittedly there is a certain melancholy involved in this approaching milestone, but you will of course extend to me the grace not to concern myself much with it now...at least not until they are teenagers.
...offered by Dn. fdj, a sinner at 1:28 PM [+]