When the Homily is about Immunology

Paris, part...umm...whatever

425 cars torched in France during New Years unrest

I also read that while I was in Paris, an average of 20-40 cars were burned each night but that any number less than a hundred or so was generally deemed as not being section A news. I sense a math word problem in the making here: how long before France runs out of cars?

If I were a car manufacturer, I'd ramp up my French advertising and if I were an insurer I'd insert a "discontented and discriminated muslim youth burn" clause in all policies.

Remember Steve Martin in "The Jerk"?
They hate these cars! Stay away from the cars!