When the Homily is about Immunology

"Mommy....

...why do we get these checks every month from someplace called 'Planned Parenthood?'" the young girl asked her mother.

"Well dear," the Mother replied matter-of-factly, "I hired them to have you killed in my womb and they didn't do a very good job. So I sued them to pay for you...kids are very expensive ya know."

These cases always amaze me. It's a wonder they don't also sue for emotional damages associated with being a parent. What a world we live in.