"Mommy....

...why do we get these checks every month from someplace called 'Planned Parenthood?'" the young girl asked her mother.

"Well dear," the Mother replied matter-of-factly, "I hired them to have you killed in my womb and they didn't do a very good job. So I sued them to pay for you...kids are very expensive ya know."

These cases always amaze me. It's a wonder they don't also sue for emotional damages associated with being a parent. What a world we live in.

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