Newsflash for Oprah
....(grunt)(teethgrinding)trying hard....not....to...post...(groan)...about this....stupid....topic...(gasp)....must rant must rant must rant!

I know this may come as a shock to you Oprah...but the vast majority of human beings in the world do not EXPECT to be allowed in to a store (ANY store) to shop, after they have closed.

Am I the only person who sees the absurdity of this? Racism? PUUUUUHHHHHLEASE! Another example of how the fabulously wealthy and famous are utterly out of touch with reality. Go home Oprah, and like those of us who are mere mortals, try again when they open in the morning.

I'm going to Target (French pronunciation if you please) tonight at 10:15pm and I am going to demand to be let in....I need a pair of targetstock semi-leather sandles and a can of planters honey roasted peanuts. If they refuse I will claim discrimination against fat people.

Comments

Munkee said…
Dude, why did you post this???

This has me all riled up over some lame tv personality from Hollow-wood...what a waste of emotion.
Nothing personal.
1:30 PM
Anonymous said…
Better yet James when I get back we can go into a store while chain-smoking and drinking brandy and then claim anti-Slavic dicriination when they kick us out...
11:49 PM
fdj said…
Oh Aaron...could you not see my struggle...my fight against the passions....forgive my failure...restore me to the true faith...pick me up and set me aright. To you do I look for restoration...my rock...my foundation of lofty rightness. O that I should quote poetry, delve into the depths of the uncreated light, sing of the glorious mystery of the Holy Trinity and thereby enlighten my readers...alas...Oprah.

Help me, save me...

You can find me at Target with Rade.
Likely in cuffs.
10:57 AM
Munkee said…
Yes, James i shall save you since you beg and plead with much despair. Give me thy hand my son and i shall lift thee up out of this mire. Yes, my aid shall be a boot to thine arse, kicking thee off of thy computer and out into the real world. Accept this act of love and honor with thankfulness of heart, and thou wilt be saved dude!!
4:35 PM
fdj said…
:)
6:13 AM
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